Jokes: Bongani and Teacher

TEACHER: Why are you late?
BONGANI: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
BONGANI: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER: Bongani, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
BONGANI: You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER: Bongani, how do you spell "crocodile"?
BONGANI: "K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
BONGANI: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
BONGANI: "H I J K L M N O"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
BONGANI: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER: Bongani, go to the map and find North America.
BONGANI: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: BONGANI!

TEACHER: Now, Bongani, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
BONGANI: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Bongani, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly thesame as your brother's. Did you copy his?
BONGANI: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talkig.
BONGANI: A teacher